Wise men say there are three major cycles that rule your life - Physical, Emotional and Intellectual. As a precaution, do the biorhythm reading BEFORE you present people with awards. When cycles are up, people can take more than usual, when crossing the Midline, they flip out without warning, and when they are down the whole world is to blame.

Quick Explanation of Cycles

Physical Cycle

This is a 23 day cycle that controls physical energy, stamina, endurance etc. When the cycle is up, you can save the world twice from aliens and prove James Bond he's beyond hope - and all that before lunch. When the cycle is down, you are so fragile you can catch pneumonia from passing cars.

Emotional Cycle

This cycle takes 28 days to complete. On the upside you can tell jokes for twenty hours in a row, and then sign the deal with Comedy Central. When you are down you can put Edgar Allan Poe to shame with your depressive poetry.

Intellectual cycle

This cycle runs the longest - 33 days. And if timed wrong this one creates dire consequences. On the top, you can not only calculate the real size of the Big Bang, but actually say how loud it was. On the other extreme, it's almost impossible to figure out the remote.