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Let us now how they took it. Did they cry (tears of joy, of course), were you turned into a moving target, however briefly? Did they take it like a man or woman, or did they file a complaint against you? Please let us know, so we can share the joy with the rest of the world. Send us an email by clicking here: your thoughts |
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The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airoplane ran out of gas and crashed
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Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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On a road near Lyons last week a man was killed when four tonnes of testicles fell onto his car. Tragedy struck when farmer Rene Vaclause, 80, was out driving with wife Joelle. "We were going up a hill behind a large lorry," recalled Mr Vaclause's widow, "when its doors suddenly flew open and all these round things tumbled out. I thought they were billiard balls." Far from being part of a leisurely after-dinner game for gentlemen, however, the round things were in fact frozen bulls' testicles, several tonnes of which swamped the Vaclauses' car. "We were buried in them," explained Mrs Vaclause. "I turned round to look at Rene, but all I could see was the top of his head, with a single ball perched on top of it." Emergency services took half an hour to free Mr Vaclause, whereupon it was discovered he'd died of a heart attack. "If he'd had the choice, he would have preferred to have gone in a more dignified manner," opined his devastated widow.
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