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For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
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From The Times: 'A young girl, who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth, was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast-guard spokesman commented: "This sort of thing is all too common these days."'
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On a road near Lyons last week a man was killed when four tonnes of testicles fell onto his car. Tragedy struck when farmer Rene Vaclause, 80, was out driving with wife Joelle. "We were going up a hill behind a large lorry," recalled Mr Vaclause's widow, "when its doors suddenly flew open and all these round things tumbled out. I thought they were billiard balls." Far from being part of a leisurely after-dinner game for gentlemen, however, the round things were in fact frozen bulls' testicles, several tonnes of which swamped the Vaclauses' car. "We were buried in them," explained Mrs Vaclause. "I turned round to look at Rene, but all I could see was the top of his head, with a single ball perched on top of it." Emergency services took half an hour to free Mr Vaclause, whereupon it was discovered he'd died of a heart attack. "If he'd had the choice, he would have preferred to have gone in a more dignified manner," opined his devastated widow.
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(from http://www.zipadeeday.com and
http://www.darwinawards.com) |
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