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Boss Shot Clerk,
Rubber Band Stuck To His Nose! |
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"I just delivered quarterly reports when I got shot. I'm in trouble 'cause he soaked the rubber band in Crazy Glue'. Boss declined the comment. |
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| Playing For Sanity |
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| Safety Tips: |
| • get as much toys as possible |
| • for sedating toys have some music in the background |
| • if you are aggressive-compulsive type, don't use water |
| • if you like rubber shooters, read 'The Art of War' |
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Bear necessities
Well, your cubicle should be your playground as well. Instead of going to your bosses office to ‘unwind’ (release your burden and stress him/her out) you can do that in the privacy of your own box. Unfortunately, we do not sell the bear necessities you will need, but we can give you a few pointers. |
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Types of toys
First, there are two kind of office toys at your disposal. First kind is SEDATIVE. In that group we find squeeze ball of different forms and shapes so you can by gradually working them ‘squeeze out’ your pent up tensions and frustrations. Also in this category there are various constructive games, like magnetic sculptures, levitating globes and other gadgets, benders of different shapes and forms, scrap metal sculptures and voodoo dolls (these come with detailed instruction on what part of body to work with the needle for best result). |
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The second group is called STEAM RELEASERS. This group is more suitable for extroverted types with repressed aggressive tendencies. It includes ruber band guns, water squirting guns, bows and arrows, bubble guns, and last but not least - all kinds of hand fired missiles.
So, to conclude,
depending of your temperament and office atmosphere, there is a wide variety of options to keep your self esteem intact and productivity sky high. |
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